So today was supposed to be the half marathon. I did the 10k because of a lot of reasons, and I know it was the right choice both physically and mentally, but I still feel kinda pathetic.
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows: 1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
PSA: some words you might not know are rude
buttart: here are some words that are impolite to use that you may not know are impolite: midget/dwarf gypsy “gypped” (derived from gypsy) crippled retarded “ghetto” in reference to things that are shoddy/bad/unseemly it’s okay if you didn’t know these words are rude but if you are reminded, or if someone tells you, all you have to do is try not to use these words in the future that’s...
wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina shine bright like a ‘gina
in two weeks i will no longer be a college student. if i don’t go to sleep, it’ll last longer, right? i do not want to grow up.
vegan-veins: Life is hard when just about every single person you love supports animal cruelty
I am a waste of breath, of space, of time.
Things I am good at: disappointing people.
Things I am bad at: everything else.
recipe for a good vegan chocolate cake? i’m tryna have a graduation party (because LBR ima get money and i really need to pay off my credit card) and my cousin is a baker but she never makes vegan cakes so i have to get her a recipe.
bigbootiedtattooedcuties: liketheesun: thetallblacknerd: tarynel: thetallblacknerd: I find it comical when women think I care about Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discoloration Cellulite Sweat Morning breath Human flaws If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I...
19 Signs You've Been Vegan Too Long →
This post is dedicated to anyone who’s ever sprinkled nutritional yeast on their popcorn.
let's be bleat friends! →
i’m excited for this. :)
just realized my thousandth post on tumblr was a picture of baby/dead voldemort posing as an aborted fetus. lovely.
me: so how come you stopped being vegetarian?
friend: i realized i couldn't be vegan, and there's really no point in being vegetarian for ethical reasons, cause you're still eating animal products....
me: ...so, eat more animals?
friend: yeah, i guess i don't have a good reason.
havocados: kitt3hh: I tried to buy dates yesterday, but my mom said they looked like roaches. And Smith’s didn’t have any dates when we went there. Dates are a perfect example of never judging a book by its cover because they are fucking crazy delicious. omg seriously i used to never even try dates because i thought they looked like roaches! now i eat them ALL THE TIME. they’re like...
xxxrays: i want to drop out of school and see the world and make art and make music i don’t want to be in debt and i don’t want to do something i’m not passionate about and i don’t want to be pressured into deciding what to do with my life right now
this kid sitting near me in the library is talking about his post-grad plans…. “i got three jobs, but i turned them all down.” FUCK YOU
kelbots asked: Hi! I was wondering about the baking soda/ apple cider vinegar for your hair... I work in customer service and can't go through a stinky phase while my hair adjusts, so I was wondering if this seemed like something I could do? Thanks for any input you have :) And congrats on level 4! ;)